APPLAUSE
On Top Of The Pops, it's Jim Diamond.
# Sometimes I sit, yeah
# Feeling alone
# No-one to talk to I got no telephone
# And at night I wake up
# I just lie and stare
# Come on and save me from this nightmare
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# I know the road I must take
# With a wink of my eye
# I leave old friends behind like old alibis
# I take all they throw against me
# I make a stand
# For truth and justice and for the common man
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# And I guess it took some time
# For me to decide
# If you were just my hero or my friend
# Watching with my innocent eyes
# Your silver stallion rides
# Across my room I'd listen as they cried
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# Hi-ho silver
# Ooh, then
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger
# He's riding on down
# To rescue me
# Hi-ho silver
# Here come the Lone Ranger... #
APPLAUSE
Jim Diamond and the mob, and what a nice mob they are.
They're at five - Hi Ho Silver.
Hello, welcome to Top Of The Pops.
Also on the show tonight, we have got the Pet Shop Boys,
and we've also got The Real Thing.
And we've also got great new videos by Diana Ross,
the full play of The Young Ones and Cliff Richard's new video,
which is hysterical.
Plus, right here now with animation by Ralph Bakshi,
the video by the gentleman who'll be on Janice's programme on
Monday night on Radio 1,
it's the Stones with Jagger and Harlem Shuffle.
# You move it to the left, yeah
# You go for yourself
# You move it to the right
# Yeah, if it takes all night
# Now take it kinda slow
# With a whole lot of soul
# Don't move it too fast
# Just make it last
# You scratch just like a monkey
# Yeah, you do real cool
# You slide it to the limbo
# Yeah, how low can you go?
# Now come on, baby
# Don't fall down on me now
# Just move it right here
# To the Harlem shuffle... #
JANICE: I'm going to keep my eyes firmly on the man, Mick,
but also reveal to you this week's top 40.
And a chart entry at number 40 this week - it's Viola Wills.
# Yeah, yeah, do the Harlem Shuffle... #
STEVE: So, Atlantic Starr at 37 with Secret Lovers.
At 36, it's Overjoyed for Stevie Wonder.
Staying at 34, you'll see them later,
Siouxsie and The Banshees, and the excellent, Candy Man.
Not here to enjoy success second time round,
Sam Cook, Wonderful World, a new entry at number 30.
# Hitch hike, baby... #
And it's down, da-la-lown. It's the whiny guitar.
The Art Of Noise And Duane Eddy a new entry at 26 - Peter Gunn.
# Can't stand it no more... #
At 22, a new entry and a good singer,
Samantha Fox - Touch Me, I Want Your Body.
Pet Shop Boys up ten to 21 with Love Comes Quickly.
And up 19 to 19 - it's The Real Thing and You To Me Are Everything.
Freddie Jackson up eight, Rock Me Tonight, up to number 18.
At 17, the Honey Thief and Hipsway.
Howard Jones, beautiful song, No One Is To Blame, is at number 16.
At up to 15, up three places, it's Mr Mister and Kyrie.
Yeah, 13 is the Rolling Stones and Harlem Shuffle.
And Digging Your Scene, The Blow Monkeys, is at number 12.
We've gone from 40 to 11, we'll do the Top Ten in a bit.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, shake your tail feather, baby
# Shake-shake, shake-shake
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, shake your tail feather, baby
# Whoo!
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, do the Harlem Shuffle
# Yeah, like your mother taught you how
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
# Wooo! #
APPLAUSE
I am me but who is he? This is Simon Mayo. He's Radio 1's latest recruit.
Where are you from?
I'm from Nottingham and I'm doing Gary's bit in the middle.
Last one tomorrow and then I start a new show Saturday night,
May 3rd, 7.30pm. So you've been thrown in at the deep end?
Shall I do a twirl? Yes, please, can we have a twirl.
This is what he looks like. Expensive gear, this.
We can all lust over him.
Right, I'm going to throw you in at the deep end,
you're on Top Of The Pop, do some work, introduce them.
OK, now live on Top Of The Pops,
up ten places to 21 - the Pet Shop Boys.
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
# Sooner or later
# This happens to everyone
# To everyone
# You can live your life lonely
# Heavy as stone
# Live your life learning
# And working alone
# Say this is all you want
# But I don't believe that it's true
# Cos when you least expect it
# Waiting round the corner for you
# Love comes quickly, whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh
# Love comes quickly, whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# You can live a life of luxury
# If that's what you want
# Taste forbidden pleasures
# Whatever you want
# You can fly away to the end of the world
# But where does it get you to?
# Cos just when you least expect it
# Just what you least expect
# Love comes quickly whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh
# Love comes quickly whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh
# I know it sounds ridiculous but speaking from experience
# It may seem romantic and that's no defence
# Love will always get to you
# Sooner or later, sooner or later
# This happens to everyone
# To everyone
# You can fly away to the end of the world
# But where does it get you?
# Love comes quickly whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh
# Love comes quickly whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh
# Love comes quickly whatever you do
# You can't stop falling
# Ooh, ooh... #
APPLAUSE
Second hit this year for the Pet Shop Boys and Love Comes Quickly.
I forgot to mention, you can see Mr Mister a little later on
on Top Of The Pops.
OK, it's the Top 40 Breakers.
Overjoyed at 36. Really complex lyrics in Stevie Wonders new hit.
# Turned every stone
# Just to find
# I had found
# What I've searched to discover
# I've come much too far
# For me now to find
# The love that I sought
# Can never be mine
# And though you don't believe that they do
# They do come true
# For did my dreams
# Come true when I looked at you
# And maybe too, if you would believe
# You too might be
# Overjoyed... #
Well, they've been around for ten years now
and they consistently make good records.
It's Siouxsie and The Banshees at 34, and Candy Man.
# His cunning slick
# Oh, trust in me my pretty one
# Come walk with my, my helpless one
# C-C-C-C-C-C-C
# Candy man
# Syrup lies
# Upon your tongue
# Gelatine saliva spills
# The flash of a guillotine, a smile
# C-C-C-C-C-C-C
# Candy man... #
Hey, kids, it doesn't matter what you are, punks, skins,
Rastas, mod rockers, Keith Chegwin even - everybody everywhere,
stop snogging and pay attention to me.
Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion,
then hitch a ride with us, cos we're riding on the last freedom moped
out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents
what time we're coming home.
So, pull on your dancing trousers and get down
to the total and utter king of rock and roll - Cliff Richard!
The Young Ones and Cliff with a new entry.
# Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
# Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a living doll
# Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul... #
It's Cliff Richard!
# Living doll... #
OK, guys. Ready, Vyv? Completely ready when you are, Shaky.
Neil? Does anybody know where the toilets are?
Mike? Look, does all this money really have to go to charity?
Yes, it does, Michael. Hi, Cliff, it's me. Who are you?
Great joke, Your Majesty.
# Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking living doll
# LIVING DOLL!
# Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a living doll
# LIVING DOLL!
# I got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
# Fies my soul... #
Fies my soul? Yes, fies my soul. It's raunchy, Vyvyan.
# Walking, talking, living doll...
What does this button do?
LOUD BANG
# Take a look at her hair
LOUD BURP
# Well, it's real and if you don't believe what I say, just feel... #
MIKE: Do I know this girl?
# Gonna lock her up in a trunk Trunk!
# So no big hunk Hunk
# Can steal her away from me Get down!
OK.
# Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping... #
VYVYAN: Hey, Cliff, I've just invented a great new sound!
CRUNCHING NOISE
NEIL: Ouch!
MIKE: Un-tie Neil's legs, Vyvyan. Settle down, chaps.
# Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
# I've got the one and only walking, talking, living doll!
RICK: OK, daddy-o, lay the next funky riff on me.
MIKE: He means, what happens now, Cliff.
CLIFF: The instrumental break.
VYVYAN: Great, Cliff, which instruments do you want us to break?
# Take a look at her hair, it's real
# And if you don't believe what I say
# Just feel
# Going to lock her up in a trunk
# So no big hunk
# Can steal her away from me... #
I still think locking girls up in a trunk is politically unsound.
It's only a song, Rick. Well, I feel sorry for the elephant.
# Got myself a # Crying
# Talking # Sleeping
# Walking # Living doll!
# Living doll
# Got to do my best to please her
# Just cos she's a
# Living doll!
OK, guys, harmonies now.
# Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
# Fies my soul
# I've got the one and only walking, talking, living doll
# Ooooooo!
# I've got the one and only walking, talking!
# Living doll. #
Can I go now?
Right, thanks, Cliff.
Listen, kids, if you don't buy this record,
then you're all utter, utter, utter, utter, utt...
APPLAUSE
That's got to be number one next week.
We reckon that Ade Edmondson was one-year-old when Living Doll
came out the first time.
Comic Relief will take the money that you spend on that record
and spend it in the right way for charity.
Don't ask me, but let me tell you right now,
that all the tickets for the live gig for Comic Relief have gone.
You can't buy one for love nor money.
Here's a band that first sang this song on Top Of The Pops
ten years ago.
1976 was a good year, 1986 looks even better.
Here are The Real Thing back again with Froggy's remix of
You To Me Are Everything.
APPLAUSE
# I would take the stars out of the sky for you
# Stop the rain from falling if you asked me to
# I'd do anything for you Your wish is my command
# I could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand
# Words cannot express how much you mean to me
# There must be some other way to make you see
# If it takes my heart and soul
# You know I'd pay the price
# Everything that I possess I'd gladly sacrifice
# Oh, you to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I could sing
# Oh, baby
# To you, I guess, I'm just a clown
# Who picks you up each time you're down
# Oh, baby
# You give me just a taste of love
# To build my hopes upon
# You know you've got the power, girl
# To keep me holding on
# So, now you got the best of me
# Come on, and take the rest of me
# Oh, baby
# Mmm, though you're close to me we seem so far apart
# Maybe given time you'll have a change of heart
# If it takes forever, girl then I'm prepared to wait
# The day you give your love to me, won't be a day too late
# Oh, you to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing
# Oh, baby
# To you I guess I'm just a clown
# Who picks you up each time you're down
# Oh, baby
# You give me just a taste of love to build my hopes upon
# You know you got the power, girl to keep me holding on
# So now you got the best of me
# Come on and take the rest of me
# Oh, baby
# Oh, you to me are everything the sweetest song that I can sing
# Oh baby
# Oh, baby
# You to me are everything the sweetest song that I can sing
# Oh, baby
# You to me are everything the sweetest song that I could sing
# Oh, baby
# You to me are everything, the sweetest song that I could sing...#
APPLAUSE
Yeah, that's great. Top ten next week, I bet.
The Real Thing - You To Me Are Everything.
Let's look at the top ten,
after all, it's what matters on Top Of The Pops.
And way down to ten, Love Missile F1-11 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
And down goes Frank Sinatra to number nine with the theme from
New York, New York.
Down to eight, nothing serious, Just Buggin' - it's Whistle.
Up ten places, Culture Club. Move Away's at seven.
Up seven to number six, it's Kiss from Prince and the Revolution.
Hi Ho Silver, Jim Diamond at number five this week.
Highest new entry at four -
Living Doll, Cliff Richard and The Young Ones.
And down one place from last week -
The Bangles and Manic Monday at number three.
And up six to number two - Absolute Beginners, David Bowie.
And she's still there,
Diana Ross for the third week at number one with Chain Reaction.
APPLAUSE
# You took a mystery and made me want it
# You got a pedestal and put me on it
# You made me love you out of feeling nothing
# Something that you do, oh
# And I was there not dancing with anyone
# You took a little then you took me over
# You set your mark on stealing my heart away
# Crying, trying anything for you
# I'm in the middle of a chain reaction
# Chain reaction
# You give me all the after midnight action
# I want to get you where I can let you make all that love to me
# I'm on a journey for the inspiration
# To anywhere and there ain't no salvation
# I need you to get me nearer to you
# So you can set me free
# We talk about love, love, love
# We talk about love
# We talk about love, love, love
# We talk about love
# You make me tremble when your hand moves lower
# You taste a little then you swallow slower
# Nature has a way of yielding treasure
# Pleasure made for you
# Oh!
# You got to plan your future is on the run
# Shine a light for the whole world over
# You never find your love if you hide away
# Crying, dying, all you got to do is
# Get in the middle of a chain reaction
# You get a medal when you're lost in action
# I want to get your love all ready
# For the sweet sensation
# Instant radiation
# You let me hold you for the first explosion
# We get a picture of our love in motion
# My arms will cover, my lips will smother you
# With no more left to say
# We talk about love, love, love
# We talk about love
# You let me hold you for the first explosion
# Arms will cover you
# All you got to do is
# Get in the middle of a chain reaction
# A chain reaction
# You get a medal when you're lost in action
# Don't pass me by
# I want to get your love all ready for the sweet sensation
# Instant radiation
# Aa-aa
You let me hold you for the first explosion
# A first explosion
# We get a picture of our love in motion
# Don't make me cry
# My arms will cover, my lips will smother you
# Sooner or later all you've got to do is
# Chain reaction
# A chain reaction
# You get a medal when you're lost in action
# Don't pass me by
# I want to get your love all ready... #
APPLAUSE
Another week at number one, that's Diana Ross and Chain Reaction.
We'll live you with Kyrie and Mr Mister. Goodnight.
Cheerio! Bye, see you soon.
APPLAUSE
# Kyrie eleison
# Kyrie
# The wind blows hard against this mountain side
# Across the sea into my soul
# It reaches in to where I cannot hide
# Setting my feet upon the road
# My heart is old, it holds my memories
# My body burns a gem-like flame
# Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
# Is where I find myself again
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
# Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
# Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow?
# Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light
# Woo!
# When I was young I thought of growing old
# Of what my life would mean to me
# Would I have followed down my chosen road
# Or only wished what I could be?
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
# Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
# Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow?
# Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light
# Woo-oo-oo
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
# Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
# Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow?
# Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
# Will you follow?
# Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
# Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow?
# Follow
# Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
# Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
# Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow?
# Follow
# Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light
# Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel. #