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<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Welcome to Top Of The Pops</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and here to start us off</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">is Jaki Graham at Number 20</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with Set Me Free.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Flash back hits me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">right between the eyes</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># The man just came and said to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I want you by my side</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># So excited but not without a doubt</font>
<font color="#00ffff">A doubt</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># He's locked the door</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and thrown the key</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Someone get me out</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I know he means no harm to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But building walls confining me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Can only make me want to leave</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free, set me free</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Got to get away</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Falling, crashing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in and out of love</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Doing things that girls do</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Then he came about</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># So delightful</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># All that I could want</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Could want</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But he locked the door</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and threw the key</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Won't you let me out?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I know he means no harm to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But building walls confining me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Can only make me want to leave</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I've got to go</font>
<font color="#ffffff">He won't let me go</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Ooooh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Let me go</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And just let me go</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I know he means no harm to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># But building walls confining me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Can only make me want to leave</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Let me go</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And just let me go</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Baby</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I can't control</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Please let me go</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Darling, if you're sick of love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Set me free, oh, baby</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Let me go</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Set me free, oo-oh</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Set me free, oo-oh... #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Jaki Graham and Set Me Free.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Good evening.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Welcome to Top Of The Pops.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">On the show tonight,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Simply Red, Billy Ocean.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We also have the Number 1 in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">studio as well. Not to be missed.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Right now, though, a song that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">went to Number 37 in 1979.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's now Number 12.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Here are The B-52's.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># We were at the beach</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Everybody had matching towels</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Somebody went under a dock</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># And there they saw a rock</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># It wasn't a rock</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># It was a rock lobster</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock lobster</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock lobster</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Rock lob</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Lobster</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Rock lob</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Lobster</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Motion in the ocean</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># His air hose broke</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Lots of trouble</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Lots of bubble</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># He was in a jam</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># In a giant clam</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oo-ah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock, rock</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock lobster</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Down, down</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Lobster</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Lobster</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Rock</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Let's rock... #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The B-52's and Rock Lobster.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Now, these T-shirts are the</font>
<font color="#ffffff">T-shirts that millions of people</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">on Sunday will be wearing proudly</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the Race Against Time.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It is Sport Aid on Sunday. If you're</font>
<font color="#ffffff">taking part, good luck to you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And now, on Top Of The Pops,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at Number 13,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Billy Ocean with There'll Be</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Sad Songs (To Make You Cry).</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Sometimes I wonder</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by the look in your eyes</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># When I'm standing beside you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There's a fever burning</font>
<font color="#ffffff">deep inside</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Is there another in your memory?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Do you think of that someone</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># When you hear that special melody?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I always stop and think of you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">especially</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># When the words of a love song</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Touch the very heart of me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There'll be sad songs</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># To make you cry</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Love songs often do</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># They can touch the heart</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Of someone new</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Saying I love you</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I love you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I often wonder</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># How it could be</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># You loving me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Two hearts in perfect harmony</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I'll count the hours</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Until that day</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Until that day</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># A rhapsody plays</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># A melody for you and me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Until the moment that you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">give your love to me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># You're the one I care for</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># The one that I would wait for</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There'll be sad songs</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># To make you cry</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Love songs often do</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># They can touch the heart</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Of someone new</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Saying I love you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Aaah-oo-oo-oo-ooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># You're my desire</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># You take me higher</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># My love is like a river</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Running so deep</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I always stop and think of you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">especially</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># When the words of a love song</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Touch the very heart of me</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There'll be sad songs</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># To make you cry</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Love songs often do</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># They can touch the heart</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Of someone new</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Saying I love you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Ooh-oo-oo-ooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># There'll be sad songs</font>
<font color="#00ffff">There'll be sad songs</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># To make you cry, yeah, yeah</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Love songs often do</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># They can touch the heart</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Of someone new</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Saying I love you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Doo-doo-doo-doo-dooh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Doo-doo-dooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Doo-doo-doo-doo-dooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Saying I love you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I love you. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Billy Ocean, There'll Be Sad Songs.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's about to embark on his first</font>
<font color="#ffff00">world tour in June.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Right now on Top Of The Pops,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">another sloppy record at Number 2.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Michael McDonald, Patti LaBelle,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">On My Own. It's beautiful.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># So many times</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Said it was for ever</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Said our love would always be true</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Something in my heart always knew</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># I'd be lying here beside you</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On my own</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On my own</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On my own</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># So many promises</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Never should be spoken</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Now I know what loving you cost</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Now we're up to talking divorce</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># And we weren't even married</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># On my own</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Once again now</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># One more time</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># By myself</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># No-one said it was easy</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># No, no</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># But it once was so easy</font>

195
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<font color="#ffffff"># Well, I believed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I believed</font>

196
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,520
<font color="#ffffff"># In love</font>
<font color="#00ffff">In love</font>

197
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:48,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Now here I stand</font>

198
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,480
<font color="#ffffff"># I wonder why</font>

199
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Oooh, I'm on my own</font>

200
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Why did it end this way?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">On my own</font>

201
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,520
<font color="#ffffff"># This wasn't how</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it was supposed to be</font>

202
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,520
<font color="#00ff00"># On my own</font>

203
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I wish that we could</font>
<font color="#ffffff">do it all again</font>

204
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,040
<font color="#00ffff"># So many times</font>

205
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,040
<font color="#00ffff"># I know I could have told you</font>

206
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,680
<font color="#00ffff"># Losing you, it cut like a knife</font>

207
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,040
<font color="#00ffff"># Hey</font>

208
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,520
<font color="#00ffff"># You walked out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and there went my life</font>

209
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:38,040
<font color="#00ffff"># I don't want to live without you</font>

210
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,760
<font color="#00ffff"># On my own</font>

211
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,280
<font color="#ffffff"># This wasn't how it was</font>
<font color="#ffffff">supposed to end</font>

212
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,040
<font color="#00ffff"># On my own</font>

213
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,280
<font color="#ffffff"># I wish that we could do it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">all again</font>

214
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,040
<font color="#00ffff"># On my own</font>

215
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,760
<font color="#ffffff"># I never dreamed I'd spend</font>
<font color="#ffffff">one night alone</font>

216
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,040
<font color="#00ffff"># By my side</font>

217
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Oo-oo-oo-oo-oon</font>

218
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,520
<font color="#ffffff"># My own</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've got to find out... #</font>

219
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,560
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

220
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,760
<font color="#ffffff">Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">On My Own,</font>

221
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,920
<font color="#ffffff">is Britain's second</font>
<font color="#ffffff">bestselling single.</font>

222
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,040
<font color="#ffff00">Let's find out what the others are</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as we have a look at the charts.</font>

223
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,040
<font color="#ffff00">A chart entry at 40,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Bassline from Mantronix.</font>

224
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,280
<font color="#ffffff">There's a chart entry at 39,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Freddie Mercury and Time.</font>

225
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,520
<font color="#ffff00">Chart entry at 38,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Bad Boy from Miami Sound Machine.</font>

226
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,040
<font color="#ffffff">And a new entry at 37, The Real</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Thing, Can't Get By Without You.</font>

227
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,040
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 36, Secret Lovers</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from Atlantic Star.</font>

228
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,040
<font color="#ffffff">A new entry at 35,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Nu Shooz, I can't wait.</font>

229
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,280
<font color="#ffff00">A new entry at 34,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Love Touch from Rod Stewart.</font>

230
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,040
<font color="#ffffff">And going down at 33,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Look Away from Big Country.</font>

231
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,040
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 32, Your Latest Trick,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Dire Straits.</font>

232
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,280
<font color="#ffffff">Up to Number 31, The Bangles,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">If She Knew What She Wants.</font>

233
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,280
<font color="#ffff00">A new entry at 30,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mine All Mine, Cashflow.</font>

234
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,040
<font color="#ffffff">The Force MDs and Tender Love</font>
<font color="#ffffff">go down to Number 29.</font>

235
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,760
<font color="#ffff00">Up 11 at 28, Sinful, Pete Wylie.</font>

236
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,520
<font color="#ffffff">And the highest new entry,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at 27, AC/DC, Who Made Who.</font>

237
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,040
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 26, A Kind Of Magic</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from Queen.</font>

238
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,520
<font color="#ffffff">The Cure and Boys Don't Cry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">are down to Number 25.</font>

239
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,760
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 24, I'll Keep On Loving You,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Princess.</font>

240
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,040
<font color="#ffffff">And up to Number 23,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">ZZ Top, Rough Boy.</font>

241
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,040
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 22, You And Me Tonight.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's Aurra.</font>

242
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,520
<font color="#ffffff">Down to 21, George Michael</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and A Different Corner.</font>

243
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,760
<font color="#ffff00">Up 15 at 20, Set Me Free,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jaki Graham.</font>

244
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,520
<font color="#ffffff">The highest chart entry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is at Number 19 for Simply Red</font>

245
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,520
<font color="#ffffff">and Holding Back The Years.</font>

246
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,520
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 18, Heard It Through</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The Grapevine, Marvin Gaye.</font>

247
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,040
<font color="#ffffff">Down to 17, Joyce Sims, All And All.</font>

248
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,520
<font color="#ffff00">Up 18 at 16,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Addicted To Love, Robert Palmer.</font>

249
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,920
<font color="#ffffff">Janet Jackson, What Have You Done</font>
<font color="#ffffff">For Me Lately, is down to Number 15.</font>

250
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,040
<font color="#ffff00">Down at 14, Can't Wait</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Another Minute, Five Star.</font>

251
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,520
<font color="#ffffff">Going up to 13, There'll Be</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Sad Songs from Billy Ocean.</font>

252
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,520
<font color="#ffff00">Up eight to 12,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Rock Lobster, The B-52's.</font>

253
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,280
<font color="#ffffff">And going down to Number 11,</font>

254
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,040
<font color="#ffffff">Whitney Houston</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with Greatest Love Of All.</font>

255
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,280
<font color="#ffff00">And we'll have more charts for you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">later on</font>

256
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,280
<font color="#ffff00">when we have a look at the Top 10.</font>

257
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,280
<font color="#ffffff">Now some of the biggest stars</font>
<font color="#ffffff">who've made the biggest impact</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on this week's charts.</font>

258
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,600
<font color="#ffffff">Here are this week's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Top 40 Breakers.</font>

259
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,520
<font color="#ffffff">Going up 11 places to Number 28,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it's Pete Wylie and Sinful.</font>

260
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,760
<font color="#ffffff"># It's tragic</font>

261
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,280
<font color="#ffffff"># It's sinful</font>

262
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,200
<font color="#ffffff"># It's tragic</font>

263
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,960
<font color="#ffffff"># Oooh-oo-ooh</font>

264
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,960
<font color="#ffffff"># Hey, Joe, I got the news tonight</font>

265
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Should I laugh or should I cry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">or should I stay and fight?</font>

266
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,520
<font color="#ffffff"># It's sinful</font>

267
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,040
<font color="#ffffff"># So true</font>

268
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Hey, Joe, I know I sound confused</font>

269
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,520
<font color="#ffffff"># But do you ever get the feeling</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that you're being used?</font>

270
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,520
<font color="#ffffff"># So true, boo-hoo</font>

271
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Sing</font>

272
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:23,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Barada-barada-barada-barada</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Barada-barada-barada... #</font>

273
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:29,520
<font color="#ffffff">The highest new entry, at 27,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is AC/DC and Who Made Who.</font>

274
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Get it in the eye</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Take it to the wire</font>

275
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,840
<font color="#ffffff"># Spinning like a dynamo</font>

276
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,360
<font color="#ffffff"># Feel it going round and round</font>

277
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Running out of chips</font>

278
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,040
<font color="#ffffff"># You got no line</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in an eight bit town</font>

279
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,280
<font color="#ffffff"># So don't look down</font>

280
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,800
<font color="#ffffff"># No</font>

281
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Who made who?</font>

282
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Who made you?</font>

283
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Who made who?</font>

284
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Ain't nobody told you?</font>

285
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Who made who?</font>

286
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Who made you?</font>

287
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,520
<font color="#ffffff"># If you made them</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and they made you</font>

288
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Who picked up the bill</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and who made who...? #</font>

289
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,320
<font color="#ffff00">Here's the biggest climber</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the chart this week.</font>

290
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,760
<font color="#ffff00">Up 18 places to Number 16</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for Robert Palmer.</font>

291
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,040
<font color="#ffff00">But forget about him, have a look</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at these girls. Addicted To Love.</font>

292
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,920
<font color="#ffffff"># You're running at</font>

293
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,760
<font color="#ffffff"># A different speed</font>

294
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Your heart beats</font>

295
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,040
<font color="#ffffff"># In double time</font>

296
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Another kiss</font>

297
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,280
<font color="#ffffff"># And you'll be mine</font>

298
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,520
<font color="#ffffff"># A one track mind</font>

299
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,760
<font color="#ffffff"># You can't be saved</font>

300
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Oblivion</font>

301
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Is all you crave</font>

302
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040
<font color="#ffffff"># If there's some</font>

303
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Left for you</font>

304
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,280
<font color="#ffffff"># You don't mind</font>

305
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,520
<font color="#ffffff"># If you do</font>

306
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:53,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Whoa, you like to think that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you're immune to the stuff</font>

307
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Oh, yeah</font>

308
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,760
<font color="#ffffff"># It's closer to the truth</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to say you can't get enough</font>

309
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:06,040
<font color="#ffffff"># You know you're gonna have to face</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it, you're addicted to love... #</font>

310
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,040
<font color="#ffff00">So, from the highest climber</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the chart this week</font>

311
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,680
<font color="#ffff00">to the highest chart entry.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">They're in the studio.</font>

312
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,760
<font color="#ffff00">At Number 19, a beautiful song</font>
<font color="#ffff00">called Holding Back The Years.</font>

313
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,520
<font color="#ffff00">Here's Simply Red.</font>

314
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,280
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

315
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Holding back the years</font>

316
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:29,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Thinking of the fear</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I've had so long</font>

317
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,040
<font color="#ffffff"># When somebody hears</font>

318
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Listen to the fear that's gone</font>

319
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:48,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Strangled by the wishes of pater</font>

320
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Hoping for the arms of mater</font>

321
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:59,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Get to me the sooner or later</font>

322
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

323
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:13,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

324
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Holding back the years</font>

325
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:27,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Chance for me to escape</font>
<font color="#ffffff">from all I know</font>

326
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Holding back the tears</font>

327
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:39,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Cos nothing here has grown</font>

328
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I've wasted all my tears</font>

329
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Wasted all those years</font>

330
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Nothing had the chance to be good</font>

331
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:03,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Nothing ever could, yeah</font>

332
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Oo-oo-ooh</font>

333
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,280
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

334
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

335
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,520
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

336
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:29,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

337
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040
<font color="#ffffff"># So tight</font>

338
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:53,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Well, I've wasted all my tears</font>

339
00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:00,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Wasted all of those years</font>

340
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:06,040
<font color="#ffffff"># And nothing had the chance</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to be good</font>

341
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Cos nothing ever could</font>

342
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Oh, yeah</font>

343
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Ooooh</font>

344
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:19,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

345
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,760
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

346
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,280
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

347
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,760
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll keep holding on</font>

348
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Holding, holding, holding</font>

349
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Aaaaah-aaaaaah</font>

350
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,040
<font color="#ffffff"># La-la-la-la-la</font>

351
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I said</font>

352
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Ooooh, yeah</font>

353
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,040
<font color="#ffffff"># That's all I have to say</font>

354
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,520
<font color="#ffffff"># It's all I have to say. #</font>

355
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,320
<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

356
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,520
<font color="#ffffff">Great song. Simply Red, Holding Back</font>
<font color="#ffffff">The Years. This week at Number 19.</font>

357
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,200
<font color="#ffffff">And now the Top 10 big sellers.</font>

358
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,280
<font color="#ffffff">Going down five at 10,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Live To Tell from Madonna.</font>

359
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,040
<font color="#ffff00">Up 16 places to Number 9,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Status Quo and Rollin' Home.</font>

360
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,040
<font color="#ffffff">Up five at 8,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Why Can't This Be Love, Van Halen.</font>

361
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,280
<font color="#ffff00">And down three to Number 7,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Falco, Rock Me Amadeus.</font>

362
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,040
<font color="#ffffff">Up five at 6, Snooker Loopy, The</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Matchroom Mob with Chas and Dave.</font>

363
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,040
<font color="#ffff00">Up 12 to Number 5, Doctor And</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The Medics and Spirit In The Sky.</font>

364
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,040
<font color="#ffffff">Up three at 4, Sledgehammer,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Peter Gabriel.</font>

365
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,040
<font color="#ffff00">And a non-mover at Number 3,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Level 42, Lessons In Love.</font>

366
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,040
<font color="#ffffff">And no change at 2, On My Own from</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald.</font>

367
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,520
<font color="#ffffff">And no change at the top. Britain's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Number 1 for the second week running</font>

368
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,280
<font color="#ffffff">and they're here in the studio,</font>

369
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,760
<font color="#ffffff">it's Spitting Image</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with The Chicken Sing.</font>

370
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,800
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

371
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,040
<font color="#ffffff"># It's the time of year</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Now that spring is in the air</font>

372
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,040
<font color="#ffffff"># When those two wet gits</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with their girlie curly hair</font>

373
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Make another song</font>
<font color="#ffffff">for moronic holidays</font>

374
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:29,480
<font color="#ffffff"># That nauseate-ate-ate</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in a million different ways</font>

375
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,440
<font color="#ffffff"># From the shores of Spain</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to the coast of Southern France</font>

376
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:38,040
<font color="#ffffff"># No matter where you hide</font>
<font color="#ffffff">You just can't escape this dance</font>

377
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

378
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

379
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Buy a jumbo jet</font>

380
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,360
<font color="#ffffff"># And then bury all your clothes</font>

381
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Paint your left knee green</font>

382
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Then extract your wisdom teeth</font>

383
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Form a string quartet</font>

384
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,800
<font color="#ffffff"># And pretend your name is Keith</font>

385
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Skin yourself alive</font>

386
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,200
<font color="#ffffff"># Learn to speak Arapahoe</font>

387
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Climb inside a dog</font>

388
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,400
<font color="#ffffff"># And behead an Eskimo</font>

389
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:13,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Eat a Renault Four</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with salami in your ears</font>

390
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,000
<font color="#ffffff"># Casserole your gran</font>

391
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,560
<font color="#ffffff"># Disembowel yourself with spears</font>

392
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,720
<font color="#ffffff"># The disco is vibrating</font>

393
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,760
<font color="#ffffff"># The sound is loud and grating</font>

394
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,760
<font color="#ffffff"># It's truly nauseating</font>

395
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,360
<font color="#ffffff"># Let's do the dance again</font>

396
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

397
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

398
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Yes, you'll hear this song</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the holiday discos</font>

399
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,520
<font color="#ffffff"># And there's no escape</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in the clubs or in the bars</font>

400
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,040
<font color="#ffffff"># You would hear this song</font>

401
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,760
<font color="#ffffff"># If you holidayed in Mars</font>

402
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Skin yourself alive</font>

403
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Learn to speak Arapahoe</font>

404
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Climb inside a dog</font>

405
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,680
<font color="#ffffff"># And behead an Eskimo</font>

406
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Now you've heard it once</font>

407
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Your brain will spring a leak</font>

408
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,280
<font color="#ffffff"># And though you hate this song</font>

409
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,600
<font color="#ffffff"># You'll be humming it for weeks</font>

410
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

411
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

412
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Buy a jumbo jet</font>

413
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,200
<font color="#ffffff"># And then bury all your clothes</font>

414
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,320
<font color="#ffffff"># La-la-la-la-la</font>

415
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,280
<font color="#ffffff"># La-la-la-la-la-la-la</font>

416
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,040
<font color="#ffffff"># La-la-la-la-la</font>

417
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,000
<font color="#ffffff"># La-la-la-la-la-la-la. #</font>

418
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,280
<font color="#ffffff">CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</font>

419
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,280
<font color="#ffffff">Spitting Image and The Chicken Song</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is Britain's Number 1.</font>

420
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,440
<font color="#ffff00">Chicken. Good job they haven't got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">puppets of you and me.</font>

421
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,040
<font color="#ffff00">Next week, Top Of The Pops live</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with Janice Long and John Peel.</font>

422
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,520
<font color="#ffff00">From Peter and myself, we'll say</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ta-ra, and we'll leave you with</font>

423
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,520
<font color="#ffff00">Snooker Loopy from The Matchroom Mob</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and Chas and Dave. Bye-bye.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Bye.</font>

424
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,680
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>
<font color="#ffffff">We're all snooker loopy</font>

425
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Now ol' Meo, as we all know,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">has got loads of dapper suits</font>

426
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,760
<font color="#ffffff"># London bred and he keeps his head</font>
<font color="#ffffff">though he's got Italian roots</font>

427
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Emotional but he keeps his cool</font>
<font color="#ffffff">till he reaches the finals</font>

428
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,520
<font color="#ffffff"># And whether he wins</font>
<font color="#ffffff">or whether he don't</font>

429
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,160
<font color="#00ffff"># I always wipe me eyeballs</font>

430
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,680
<font color="#ffffff"># But our friend Den</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hours he spent</font>

431
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Down the snooker hall</font>

432
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,240
<font color="#ffffff"># On the old green baize</font>
<font color="#ffffff">His mates seem amazed</font>

433
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,800
<font color="#ffffff"># With his skills</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with a snooker ball</font>

434
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,280
<font color="#ffffff"># But them long shots</font>
<font color="#ffffff">he never ever got</font>

435
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,440
<font color="#ffffff"># Why? The old mind boggles</font>

436
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,800
<font color="#ffffff"># But nowadays he pots the lot</font>

437
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,520
<font color="#00ff00"># Cos I wear these goggles</font>

438
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,920
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>

439
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Me and him and them and me</font>

440
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,640
<font color="#ffffff"># We'll show you what we can do</font>

441
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,160
<font color="#ffffff"># With a load of balls</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and a snooker cue</font>

442
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Pot the reds then screw back</font>

443
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,040
<font color="#ffffff"># For the yellow, green, brown,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">blue, pink and black</font>

444
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>

445
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,520
<font color="#ffffff"># We're all snooker loopy</font>

446
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,600
<font color="#ffffff"># Now Terry the Taff</font>
<font color="#ffffff">was born in a gaff</font>

447
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,040
<font color="#ffffff"># In the valleys of the land of song</font>

448
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,280
<font color="#ffffff"># And as the reds he puts to bed</font>

449
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,520
<font color="#ffffff"># He likes to sing along</font>

450
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,040
<font color="#ffffff"># If I win, he says with a grin</font>

451
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,520
<font color="#ffffff"># It can only help me, can't it?</font>

452
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,040
<font color="#ffffff"># I'll celebrate</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'll buy another eight</font>

453
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,280
<font color="#00ffff"># Hairbrushes for me barnet</font>

454
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,760
<font color="#ffffff"># But old Willy Thorne</font>
<font color="#ffffff">His hair's all gone</font>

455
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,040
<font color="#ffffff"># And his mates all take the rise</font>

456
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,760
<font color="#ffffff"># His opponent said</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Cover up his head</font>

457
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Cos it's shining in my eyes</font>

458
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,480
<font color="#ffffff"># When the light shines down</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on his bare crown</font>

459
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,760
<font color="#ffffff"># It's a cert he's gonna walk it</font>

460
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,120
<font color="#ffffff"># It's just not fair</font>
<font color="#ffffff">giving off that glare</font>

461
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,760
<font color="#00ff00"># Perhaps I ought to chalk it</font>

462
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>

463
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,560
<font color="#ffffff"># Me and him and them and me</font>

464
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,760
<font color="#ffffff"># We'll show you what we can do</font>

465
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,360
<font color="#ffffff"># With a load of balls</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and a snooker cue</font>

466
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Pot the reds then screw back</font>

467
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,240
<font color="#ffffff"># For the yellow, green, brown,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">blue, pink and black</font>

468
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>

469
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,920
<font color="#ffffff"># We're all snooker loopy</font>

470
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,120
<font color="#ffffff"># Steve last year come very near</font>

471
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,400
<font color="#ffffff"># To winning the snooker crown</font>

472
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,760
<font color="#ffffff"># But he never got to put it</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on his ginger nut</font>

473
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Cos the black ball</font>
<font color="#ffffff">wouldn't go down</font>

474
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,720
<font color="#ffffff"># His manager and all</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Said, sod that ball</font>

475
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,960
<font color="#ffffff"># But it helped him make his mind up</font>

476
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Now he don't care</font>
<font color="#ffffff">who wins this year</font>

477
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,720
<font color="#00ffff"># Cos he's got the rest of us</font>
<font color="#00ffff">signed up</font>

478
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,240
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy nuts are we</font>

479
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,280
<font color="#ffffff"># Me and him and them and me</font>

480
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,800
<font color="#ffffff"># We'll show you what we can do</font>

481
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,320
<font color="#ffffff"># With a load of balls</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and a snooker cue</font>

482
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,520
<font color="#ffffff"># Pot the reds then screw back</font>

483
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,000
<font color="#ffffff"># For the yellow, green, brown,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">blue, pink and black</font>

484
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,040
<font color="#ffffff"># Snooker loopy... #</font>

