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<font color="#ffffff">CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hiya, welcome to our live</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Top Of The Pops.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And will you please welcome,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at number three,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Doctor and the Medics</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and Spirit in the Sky.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When I die and they lay me to rest</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Gonna go to the place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When they lay me down to die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Going on up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Going on up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># That's where I'm gonna go</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I die</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When I die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When I die and they lay me to rest</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I'm gonna go to the place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Prepare yourself</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know it's a must</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Gotta have a friend named Jesus</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># So you know that when you die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># He's gonna recommend you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Going on up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># That's where you're gonna go</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when you die</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When you die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When I die and they lay me to rest</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I'm gonna go to the place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Never been a sinner</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've never sinned</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I've got a friend named Jesus</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># So you know that when I die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># He's gonna set me up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Going on up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># That's where I'm going to go</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I die</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When I die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When I die and they lay me to rest</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I'm gonna go to the place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Going on up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to the spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Spirit in the sky</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># That's where I'm gonna go</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I die</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When I die</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># When I die and they lay me to rest</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># I'm gonna go to the place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Go to the place that's the best</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Go to the place that's the best. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That's Doctor and the Medics,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">could be number one next week</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know, Janice.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Actually, he's from Liverpool,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the doctor.</font><font color="#ffffff"> As we are.</font><font color="#ffff00"> That's right.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Another Merseyside double.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">And Pete Wylie, he's on the show</font>
<font color="#ffffff">he's from Liverpool.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The Real Thing are on the show</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and they're from Liverpool,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">and tonight,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on Top Of The Pops live.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Here's Robert Palmer,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">don't know where he comes from.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your lights are on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you're not home</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your mind is not your own</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your heart sweats,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">your body shakes</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Another kiss is what it takes</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You can't sleep, no, you can't eat</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># There's no doubt, you're in deep</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your throat is tight,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can't breathe</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Another kiss is all you need</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Whoa, you like to think that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're immune to the stuff</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oh, yeah</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># It's closer to the truth to say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can't get enough</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You know</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're gonna have to face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You see the signs,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you can't read</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're running</font>
<font color="#00ffff">at a different speed</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your heart beats in double time</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Another kiss and you'll be mine</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># A one track mind</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You can't be saved</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oblivion is all you crave</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># If there's some left for you</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You don't mind if you do</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Whoa, you like to think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that you're immune to the stuff</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oh, yeah</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># It's closer to the truth to say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can't get enough</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You know you're gonna</font>
<font color="#00ffff">have to face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Shee-eee</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your lights are on</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># But you're not home</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your will is not your own</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your heart sweats</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Your teeth grind</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Another kiss and you'll be mine</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Whoa, you like to think that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're immune to the stuff</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oh, yeah</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># It's closer to the truth to say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can't get enough</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You know you're gonna</font>
<font color="#00ffff">have to face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Might as well face it</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># You're addicted to love. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That's Addicted To Love</font>
<font color="#ffff00">by Robert Palmer.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">How nice to see he's turned his back</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on all of that sexist muck.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Here are The Real Thing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on Top Of The Pops.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># No way, no way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When I leave your door</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When we say goodnight</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># It hurts me more and more</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Cos girl, it just ain't right</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># To end a day like this</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># With no more than a kiss</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And just spend the night dreaming</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Of the things we're gonna miss</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># If I had my way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, we'd be together</font>
<font color="#00ff00">more and more each day</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># We'd go on forever</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Lovers hand in hand</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Can't you understand</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, you've got to be my woman</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I've got to be your man</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I can't get by without you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I need you more each day</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># The way I feel about you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Leaves nothing more to say</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Cos I love you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, I need you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And I can't get by without you,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">no way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># It's a sad affair</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Wasting precious time</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that you and I could share</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, it's such a crime</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to hear you call my name</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># It's a crying shame</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When we're not together</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Then there's only time to blame</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># There will come a day</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, I do believe</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># It's not too far away</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># When I can say good night</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And still be by your side</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># To dry the tears you cried</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And I'll have all the love</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I need to keep me satisfied</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Cos I can't get by without you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I need you more each day</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># The way I feel about you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Leaves nothing more to say</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Cos I love you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, I need you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And I can't get by without you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># No way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I can't get by without you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I need you more each day</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># The way I feel about you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Leaves nothing more to say</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Cos I love you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Girl, I need you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># And I can't get by without you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># No way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># I can't get by without you, babe</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># No way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># No, can't get by, no</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># No way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># The more I see you</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># The more I want you</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># No way</font>

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<font color="#00ff00"># Yes, I do</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># No way.#</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Real men, that's The Real Thing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and this week's highest climber.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This where the DJ says something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">fatuous to get us into the charts.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And Aurra go down to number 40</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with You and Me Tonight.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Princess is at number 39 -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'll Keep On Loving You.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The Communards have a chart entry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at number 38 with Disenchanted.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Drifting down to 37,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The Cure - Boys Don't Cry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, and hunky George Michael at 36 -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">A Different Corner.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The very interesting Falco's at 35</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with a new entry - Vienna Calling.</font>

187
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<font color="#ffffff">Bassline, Mantronix at 34.</font>

188
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<font color="#ffff00">At 33, up from 39,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Freddie Mercury - Time.</font>

189
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<font color="#ffffff">And down to 32 - I Heard It Through</font>
<font color="#ffffff">The Grapevine, Marvin Gaye.</font>

190
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<font color="#ffff00">Whereas, down to 31 - Janet Jackson,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">What Have You Done For Me Lately?</font>

191
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<font color="#ffffff">Down to 30,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it's ZZ Top with Rough Boy.</font>

192
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<font color="#ffff00">There's a new entry at 29 from the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities.</font>

193
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<font color="#ffffff">And a great new entry at 28 -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Big Mouth, The Smiths.</font>

194
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<font color="#ffff00">Rod Stewart's at 27 - Love Touch.</font>

195
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<font color="#ffffff">Miami Sound Machine</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and Bad Boy are at 26.</font>

196
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<font color="#ffff00">Yet another new entry at 25.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Genesis this time, Invisible Touch.</font>

197
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<font color="#ffffff">Whitney Houston with The Greatest</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Love Of All is down to 24.</font>

198
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<font color="#ffff00">At 23, All And All.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's Joyce Sims.</font>

199
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<font color="#ffffff">And The Real Thing, Can't Get</font>
<font color="#ffffff">By Without You, this week at 22.</font>

200
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<font color="#ffff00">Up to 21 - Nu Shooz, I Can't Wait.</font>

201
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah! It's Pete Wylie</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and Sinful at number 20.</font>

202
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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah! It's Five Star at 19 -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Can't Wait Another Minute.</font>

203
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah! It's Cashflow.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Mine All Mine at 18.</font>

204
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<font color="#ffff00">At 17 - Madonna, Live To Tell.</font>

205
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<font color="#ffffff">Up to 16 - Who Made Who? It's AC/DC.</font>

206
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<font color="#ffff00">Down to number 15 - Rock Me Amadeus,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the former number one from Falco.</font>

207
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<font color="#ffffff">And Rock Lobster,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the B-52s, this week at 14.</font>

208
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<font color="#ffff00">Highest new entry at 13 -</font>

209
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<font color="#ffff00">Tears For Fears, Everybody</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Wants To Run The World.</font>

210
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<font color="#ffffff">At number 12 - There'll Be Sad Songs</font>
<font color="#ffffff">To Make You Cry, it's Billy Ocean.</font>

211
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<font color="#ffff00">And at number 11, still Rollin' Home</font>
<font color="#ffff00">after all these years - Status Quo.</font>

212
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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

213
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<font color="#ffff00">Now, what I understand</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you youngsters call</font>

214
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,640
<font color="#ffff00">those boss new sounds, Janice.</font>

215
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<font color="#ffffff">I like the way you say it.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, it's the Top 40 Breakers.</font>

216
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<font color="#ffff00">At number 21,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Nu Shooz with I Can't Wait,</font>

217
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<font color="#ffff00">in which Evangeline looks inside her</font>
<font color="#ffff00">coffee machine for terrorists.</font>

218
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<font color="#00ffff"># You've got something</font>

219
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<font color="#00ffff"># That I can't live without</font>

220
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<font color="#00ffff"># Happiness</font>

221
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,200
<font color="#00ffff"># Is so hard to find</font>

222
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<font color="#00ffff"># Hey, baby</font>

223
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<font color="#00ffff"># Tell me what is on your mind</font>

224
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<font color="#00ffff"># Cos I cannot wait</font>

225
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<font color="#00ffff"># Till you call me on the telephone</font>

226
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,800
<font color="#00ffff"># I can't wait</font>

227
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<font color="#00ffff"># Baby, I can't wait</font>

228
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<font color="#00ffff"># Till we're all alone</font>

229
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<font color="#00ffff"># I can't wait. #</font>

230
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<font color="#ffffff">And at number 18 this week,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it's women in their underwear,</font>

231
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<font color="#ffffff">glittery jackets and Dynasty-style</font>
<font color="#ffffff">padded shoulders -</font>

232
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<font color="#ffffff">it's Cashflow and Mine All Mine.</font>

233
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<font color="#00ffff"># ..Situation</font>

234
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,760
<font color="#00ffff"># A love like this is hard to find</font>

235
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,400
<font color="#00ffff"># Cos baby, since I met you</font>

236
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,160
<font color="#00ffff"># My whole world is upside down</font>

237
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Whatever it is</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that you do to me, girl</font>

238
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,360
<font color="#00ffff"># Don't ever stop,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">just let it go round</font>

239
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<font color="#00ffff"># Cos you're mine all mine</font>

240
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<font color="#00ffff"># That's what you are</font>

241
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,080
<font color="#00ffff"># For all time</font>

242
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,720
<font color="#00ffff"># I need my baby</font>

243
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,960
<font color="#00ffff"># I'm ready for your love. #</font>

244
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<font color="#ffffff">STUDIO AUDIENCE APPLAUSE</font>

245
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<font color="#ffffff">Now, last Sunday people from all</font>
<font color="#ffffff">over the world took part</font>

246
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<font color="#ffffff">in the Race Against Time.</font>

247
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,160
<font color="#ffffff">And if you're one of the people</font>
<font color="#ffffff">who ran the world,</font>

248
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,880
<font color="#ffffff">I think you're absolutely</font>
<font color="#ffffff">marvellous.</font>

249
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<font color="#ffffff">The highest new entry in the chart</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this week, at number 13,</font>

250
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<font color="#ffffff">it's the official Sport Aid theme,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and all of the money</font>

251
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,400
<font color="#ffffff">from this particular single</font>
<font color="#ffffff">going to Sport Aid.</font>

252
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<font color="#ffffff">Tears For Fears and</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Everybody Wants To Run The World.</font>

253
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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

254
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Welcome to your life</font>

255
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,720
<font color="#00ffff"># There's no turning back</font>

256
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,120
<font color="#00ffff"># Even while we sleep</font>

257
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,800
<font color="#00ffff"># We will find you</font>

258
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,480
<font color="#00ffff"># Acting on your best behaviour</font>

259
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,800
<font color="#00ffff"># Turn your back on mother nature</font>

260
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:35,560
<font color="#00ffff"># Everybody wants to run the world</font>

261
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,920
<font color="#00ffff"># Help me make the most</font>

262
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,080
<font color="#00ffff"># Of freedom and of pleasure</font>

263
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:17,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Nothing ever lasts forever</font>

264
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:21,920
<font color="#00ffff"># Everybody wants to run the world</font>

265
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:26,480
<font color="#00ffff"># There's a room</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where the light won't find you</font>

266
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Holding hands while</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the walls come tumbling down</font>

267
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,880
<font color="#00ffff"># When they do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'll be right behind you... #</font>

268
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,880
<font color="#00ff00">This is the Race against Time</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for Africa.</font>

269
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Everybody wants</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to run the world... #</font>

270
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<font color="#00ff00">And you don't have to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">run the whole distance.</font>

271
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,600
<font color="#00ff00">Just get out and take part.</font>

272
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,680
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, let's run the world.</font>

273
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,280
<font color="#00ff00">In more than 60 capital cities,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">this race will take place.</font>

274
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<font color="#00ff00">Come on!</font>

275
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Say that you'll never, never,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">never, never need it</font>

276
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,360
<font color="#00ffff"># One headline - why believe it?</font>

277
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:59,280
<font color="#00ffff"># Everybody wants</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to run the world. #</font>

278
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<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

279
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,480
<font color="#ffffff">And now it's time for our mate,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Josie Jones, backed by Pete Wylie.</font>

280
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,800
<font color="#ffff00">And the little sisters at the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Anfield Road end - this is Sinful.</font>

281
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah!</font>

282
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,680
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

283
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,960
<font color="#00ffff"># Who-ho, who-ho</font>

284
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Who-oo-oo</font>

285
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Oooooo</font>

286
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,640
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

287
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,320
<font color="#00ffff"># It's tragic</font>

288
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,960
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

289
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,760
<font color="#00ffff"># It's tragic</font>

290
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,200
<font color="#00ffff"># Ooooo</font>

291
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,400
<font color="#00ffff"># Hey, Joe,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I got the news tonight</font>

292
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,120
<font color="#00ffff"># Well, should I laugh or should</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I cry or should I stay and fight?</font>

293
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,480
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Sinful</font>

294
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,000
<font color="#00ffff"># So true</font>

295
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,880
<font color="#00ffff"># Hey, Joe, I know I sound confused</font>

296
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,640
<font color="#00ffff"># But do you ever get the feeling</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that you're being used?</font>

297
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,280
<font color="#00ff00"># Sinful, sinful</font>

298
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,960
<font color="#00ffff"># So true, boo-hoo</font>

299
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,040
<font color="#00ffff"># Sing!</font>

300
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,160
<font color="#00ff00"># Bara-da, bara-da, bara-da</font>

301
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,320
<font color="#00ff00"># Bara-da, bara-da, bara-da</font>

302
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,400
<font color="#00ff00"># Bara-da, bara-da, bara-da, biyah</font>

303
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,800
<font color="#00ffff"># Ooooo</font>

304
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,840
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

305
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,520
<font color="#00ffff"># It's tragic</font>

306
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,920
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

307
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,680
<font color="#00ffff"># It's tragic</font>

308
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,360
<font color="#00ffff"># Ooooo</font>

309
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Hey, Joe, I've never understood</font>

310
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,520
<font color="#00ffff"># When the elders are so wicked,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">why should we be good?</font>

311
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,520
<font color="#00ffff"># They're sinful</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Sinful</font>

312
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,920
<font color="#00ffff"># So true</font>

313
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,560
<font color="#00ffff"># Don't cry, don't let it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">get you down</font>

314
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Hey, Joe, we ought to try</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and turn the world around</font>

315
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,040
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Sinful</font>

316
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,120
<font color="#00ffff"># So true, boo-hoo</font>

317
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,040
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

318
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Sinful</font>

319
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,760
<font color="#00ff00"># Bara-da, bara-da</font>

320
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,080
<font color="#00ffff"># It's tragic</font>

321
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,840
<font color="#00ff00"># Bara-da, bara-da</font>

322
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Ooo, it's sinful</font>

323
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,480
<font color="#00ffff"># Ooo, it's sinful, it's tragic</font>

324
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Tragic, it's tragic</font>

325
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,280
<font color="#00ffff"># Don't you believe me?</font>

326
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,280
<font color="#00ffff"># I know it's true</font>

327
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,840
<font color="#00ffff"># I can say that I've seen it</font>

328
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,520
<font color="#00ffff"># Can you?</font>

329
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,080
<font color="#00ffff"># Don't you believe me?</font>

330
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,120
<font color="#00ffff"># I know it's true</font>

331
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,520
<font color="#00ffff"># I can say that I've seen it</font>

332
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,360
<font color="#00ffff"># Can you?</font>

333
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,960
<font color="#00ff00"># It's sinful</font>

334
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,840
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

335
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,280
<font color="#00ff00"># It's sinful</font>

336
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,520
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

337
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,880
<font color="#00ff00"># It's sinful</font>

338
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,120
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

339
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,560
<font color="#00ff00"># It's sinful</font>

340
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,800
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful</font>

341
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,960
<font color="#00ff00"># It's sinful</font>

342
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,080
<font color="#00ffff"># It's sinful.#</font>

343
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,160
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

344
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,360
<font color="#ffffff">It's Sinful, it's Pete Wylie.</font>

345
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,080
<font color="#ffff00">And if that doesn't get to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">number one, I'm going to come</font>

346
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,440
<font color="#ffff00">and break wind in your kitchen.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Now the Top Ten.</font>

347
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,440
<font color="#ffffff">As you know it, it's Robert Palmer</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at number ten with Addicted To Love.</font>

348
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,920
<font color="#ffff00">At nine, up from 20,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jaki Graham - Set Me Free.</font>

349
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,360
<font color="#ffffff">Van Halen stays at number eight -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Why Can't This Be Love?</font>

350
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,040
<font color="#ffff00">At number seven, Snooker Loopy, The</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Matchroom Mob with Chas and Dave.</font>

351
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,440
<font color="#ffffff">And the gorgeous Holding Back the</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Years from Simply Red -</font>

352
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,440
<font color="#ffffff">up to number six.</font>

353
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,840
<font color="#ffff00">Down to five,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Level 42 - Lessons in Love.</font>

354
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,800
<font color="#ffffff">And staying at number four, it's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Sledgehammer from Peter Gabriel.</font>

355
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,880
<font color="#ffff00">Up two to three, Spirit In The Sky,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Doctor And The Medics.</font>

356
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,680
<font color="#ffffff">And oh, the passion,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">staying at number two -</font>

357
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,120
<font color="#ffffff">On My Own, Pattie LaBelle</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and Michael McDonald.</font>

358
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,280
<font color="#ffff00">And in there at number one, still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The Chicken Song, Spitting Image.</font>

359
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,240
<font color="#00ffff"># It's the time of year</font>
<font color="#00ffff">now that spring is in the air</font>

360
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,200
<font color="#00ffff"># When those two wet gits</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with their girly, curly hair</font>

361
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,560
<font color="#00ffff"># Make another song</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for moronic holidays</font>

362
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,960
<font color="#00ffff"># That nauseate-ate-ate</font>

363
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,440
<font color="#00ffff"># In a million different ways</font>

364
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440
<font color="#00ffff"># From the shores of Spain</font>

365
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,480
<font color="#00ffff"># To the coast of Southern France</font>

366
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,640
<font color="#00ffff"># No matter where you hide</font>

367
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,280
<font color="#00ffff"># You just can't escape this dance</font>

368
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,200
<font color="#00ffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

369
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,120
<font color="#00ffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

370
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Buy a jumbo jet</font>

371
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,480
<font color="#00ffff"># And then bury all your clothes</font>

372
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,440
<font color="#00ffff"># Paint your left knee green</font>

373
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Then extract your wisdom teeth</font>

374
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Form a string quartet</font>

375
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,800
<font color="#00ffff"># And pretend your name is Keith</font>

376
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Skin yourself alive</font>

377
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,720
<font color="#00ffff"># Learn to speak Arapahoe</font>

378
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,880
<font color="#00ffff"># Climb inside a dog</font>

379
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,000
<font color="#00ffff"># And behead an Eskimo</font>

380
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Eat a Renault Four</font>

381
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,800
<font color="#00ffff"># Wear salami in your ears</font>

382
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,880
<font color="#00ffff"># Casserole your gran</font>

383
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Disembowel yourself with spears</font>

384
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,480
<font color="#00ffff"># The disco is vibrating</font>

385
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,480
<font color="#00ffff"># The sound is loud and grating</font>

386
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,720
<font color="#00ffff"># It's truly nauseating</font>

387
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,960
<font color="#00ffff"># Let's do the dance again</font>

388
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

389
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,800
<font color="#00ffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

390
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,320
<font color="#00ffff"># Yes, you'll hear this song</font>

391
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,240
<font color="#00ffff"># In the holiday discos</font>

392
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,400
<font color="#00ffff"># And there's no escape</font>

393
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,480
<font color="#00ffff"># In the clubs or in the bars</font>

394
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,520
<font color="#00ffff"># You would hear this song</font>

395
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,600
<font color="#00ffff"># If you holidayed in Mars</font>

396
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Skin yourself alive</font>

397
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Learn to speak Arapahoe</font>

398
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,040
<font color="#00ffff"># Climb inside a dog</font>

399
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,720
<font color="#00ffff"># And behead an Eskimo</font>

400
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,800
<font color="#00ffff"># Now you've heard it once</font>

401
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Your brain will spring a leak</font>

402
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,880
<font color="#00ffff"># And though you hate this song</font>

403
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,360
<font color="#00ffff"># You'll be humming it for weeks</font>

404
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Hold a chicken in the air</font>

405
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Stick a deckchair up your nose</font>

406
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Buy a jumbo jet</font>

407
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,720
<font color="#00ffff"># And then bury all your clothes</font>

408
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,880
<font color="#00ffff"># La-la-la-la-la</font>

409
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,800
<font color="#00ffff"># La-la-la-la</font>

410
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,080
<font color="#00ffff"># La-la-la-la-la</font>

411
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,160
<font color="#00ffff"># La-la-la-la-la-laaaaa. #</font>

412
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,200
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

413
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,880
<font color="#ffff00">Right, still number one.</font>

414
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,840
<font color="#ffff00">I'm off to Nottingham to see The</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Very Things and Bogshed, Janice?</font>

415
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,680
<font color="#ffffff">I'm going to do Radio One. Simon</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Bates and Gary Davies next week.</font>

416
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,040
<font color="#ffff00">We're going to play you out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with Peter Gabriel.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Bye!</font>

417
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,840
<font color="#ffffff">APPLAUSE</font>

418
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,080
<font color="#00ffff"># If you just lay down your tracks</font>

419
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,600
<font color="#00ffff"># You could have an aeroplane flying</font>

420
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,120
<font color="#00ffff"># If you bring your blue sky back</font>

421
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,200
<font color="#00ffff"># All you do is call me</font>

422
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,320
<font color="#00ffff"># I'll be anything you need</font>

423
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,920
<font color="#00ffff"># You could have a big dipper</font>

424
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,920
<font color="#00ffff"># Going up and down,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all around the bends</font>

425
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,240
<font color="#00ffff"># You could have a bumper car</font>

426
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,880
<font color="#00ffff"># Bumping</font>

427
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,120
<font color="#00ffff"># This amusement never ends</font>

428
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,320
<font color="#00ffff"># I wanna be</font>

429
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Your sledgehammer</font>

430
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,560
<font color="#00ffff"># Why don't you call my name?</font>

431
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,480
<font color="#00ffff"># Oh, let me be your sledgehammer</font>

432
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,280
<font color="#00ffff"># This will be my testimony</font>

433
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,680
<font color="#00ffff"># Yeah</font>

434
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,600
<font color="#00ffff"># Yeah</font>

435
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,760
<font color="#00ffff"># Show me 'round your fruit cage</font>

436
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,520
<font color="#00ffff"># Cos I will be your honey bee</font>

437
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,520
<font color="#00ffff"># Open up your fruit cage</font>

438
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,640
<font color="#00ffff"># Where the fruit</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is as sweet as can be</font>

439
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,960
<font color="#00ffff"># I wanna be</font>

440
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,400
<font color="#00ffff"># Your sledgehammer</font>

441
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Why don't you call my name?</font>

442
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,240
<font color="#00ffff"># Aw, you'd better call</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the sledgehammer</font>

443
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,520
<font color="#00ffff"># This can be my testimony</font>

444
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,880
<font color="#00ffff"># Aw! I'm your sledgehammer</font>

445
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,160
<font color="#00ffff"># Let there be no doubt about it</font>

446
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,120
<font color="#00ffff"># Sledge</font>

447
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,080
<font color="#00ffff"># Sledge. #</font>

