It's Friday, it's 7.30, it's the nation's favourite pop show - TOTP!
# Way-ya-ya-ya, yeah
# Take a picture of tonight
# And keep it by your heart
# Love has left its memories
# There's no better way to part
# I will find another love
# Someone who won't bring me down
# How you tried to level me
# But you never stood your ground
# Fortunately, I got wise this time
# Fortunately, I got me on my mind
# Oh, I just wanna be loved
# Don't want to fight you, baby
# But I'm much too proud to say it now
# I just want to be loved
# Don't wanna beg you, baby
# But I'm much too proud to shout it out
# Take a piece of dignity
# And use it in your life
# Even though you hurt me
# I still want you to survive
# Love was never special
# We were never down
# You will always have someone
# To bring you homeward bound
# Fortunately, I got wise this time
# Fortunately, I got me on my mind
# Oh, I just wanna be loved
# Don't want to fight you, baby
# But I'm much too proud to say it now
# I just want to be loved
# Don't wanna beg you, baby
# But I'm much too proud to shout it out
# O-o-o-oh
# When you love someone
# Don't you know
# Love is blind
# O-o-o-oh
# When you love someone
# It'll be
# For all time
# That's right
# Fortunately, I got wise this time
# Fortunately, I got me on my mind
# Oh, I just wanna be loved
# Oh, I just need to be loved
# Oh, yeah, just wanna be loved
# Don't want to fight you, baby
# Love me, love me, love me, love me yeah. #
I'm backstage with all the stars. Kele Le Roc is here.
The Beautiful South should be here.
Does anyone know... They're on stage? I'll be there in a minute!
# She's a perfect 10
# But she wears a 12
# Baby, keep a little 2 for me
# She could be sweet 16
# Bustin' out at the seams
# It's still love in the first degree
# When he's at my gate
# With a big fat 8
# You wanna see the smile on my face
# And even at my door
# With a poor, poor 4
# There ain't no man can replace
# Cos we love our love
# In different sizes
# I love her body
# Especially the lines
# Time takes its toll
# But not on the eyes
# Promise me this
# Take me tonight
# If he's extra large
# Well, I'm in charge
# I can work this thing on top
# And if he's XXL
# Well, what the hell?
# Every penny don't fit the slot
# Ah, the anorexic chicks
# The model 6
# They don't hold no weight with me
# Well, 8 or 9
# Well, that's just fine
# But I like to hold something I can see
# Cos we love our love
# In different sizes
# I love her body
# Especially the lines
# Time takes its toll
# But not on the eyes
# Promise me this
# Take me tonight
# I've bought a watch
# To time your beauty
# But I've had to fit a second hand
# I've bought a calendar
Uh-huh
# And every month
Uh-huh
# It's taken up by lover man
# Cos we love our love
# In different sizes
# I love her body
# Especially the lines
# Time takes its toll
# But not on the eyes
# Promise me this
# Take me tonight
# Cos we love our love
# In different sizes
# I love her body
# Especially the lines
# Time takes its toll
# But not on the eyes
# Promise me this
# Take me tonight. #
Time now for some top R&B on TOTP. Please welcome Lynden David Hall.
# Sexy Cinderella
# It's almost midnight
# And I've been dying to kiss you under the moonlight
# Sexy Cinderella
# There's no need to run away
# Girl, I'm begging you, please, won't you stay?
# I've only just met you
# Feels as though I've know you for a lifetime
# Tell me, baby
# Do you feel like I do?
# I really wanna get you
# You came along at just the right time
# I get a cool sensation
# With you oh, baby
Sexy Cinderella
# It's almost midnight
# And I've been dying to kiss you under the moonlight
# Sexy Cinderella
# There's no need to run away
# Girl, I'm begging you, please, won't you stay, oh, stay
# Hot and cold flashes
# Up and down my body
# I've got nothing that I want to hide
# Thinking about you
# Drives me crazy
# I get a strange warm feeling inside
# Sexy Cinderella
# It's almost midnight
# And I've been dying to kiss you under the moonlight
# Sexy Cinderella
# There's no need to run away
# Girl, I'm begging you please, won't you stay, oh stay
# Oh, oh, oh, baby
# Can I get freaky with you, baby?
# Only if you want me to, babe
# Y-e-e-ah
# Talking about blindfolds, baby
# Oh, baby
# When we do it, baby
# Yeah
# Sexy Cinderella
# It's almost midnight
# And I've been dying to kiss you under the moonlight
# Sexy Cinderella
# There's no need to run away
# Girl, I'm begging you, please, won't you stay? #
Sexy Cinderella from Lynden David Hall, a TOTP debut.
Next, looking more like Blondie than Blondie, it's the Cardigans.
# I don't know what you're looking for
# You haven't found it, baby, that's for sure
# You rip me up, you spread me all around
# In the dust of the dead of time
# And this is not a case of lust, you see
# It's not a matter of you versus me
# It's fine the way you want me on your own
# But in the end, it's always me alone
# And I'm losing my favourite game
# You're losing your mind again
# I'm losing my baby
# Losing my favourite game
# I only know what I've been working for
# Another you, so I could love you more
# I really thought that I could take you there
# But my experiment is not getting us anywhere
# I had a vision I could turn you right
# A stupid mission and a lethal fight
# I should have seen it when my hope was new
# My heart is black and my body is blue
# And I'm losing my favourite game
# You're losing your mind again
# I'm losing my favourite game
# You're losing your mind again
# I'm losing my baby
# Losing my favourite game
# I'm losing my favourite game
# You're losing your mind again
You're losing your mind again
# I've tried but you're still the same
I've tried but you're still the same
# I'm losing my baby
# You're losing a saviour and a saint. #
That's the Cardigans.
Time now for a new advice slot on the show. This week's top tip is from Bono.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Never, ever, ever
forget your wife or your girlfriend's birthday.
Because, believe me, it'll cost you.
# My love, she throws me like a rubber ball
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# But she won't catch me, or break my fall
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# Baby's got blue skies up ahead
# But in this I'm a raincloud
# You know she wants a dry kind of love
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# I'm losing you
# I'm losing yo-o-ou
# Ain't love the sweetest thing?
# I wanted to run but she made me crawl
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# Eternal fire She turned me to straw
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# You know I got black eyes
# But they burn so brightly for her
# Guess it's a blind kind of love
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# I'm losing you
# Woah, I'm losing yo-o-ou
# Ain't love the sweetest thing?
Ain't love the sweetest thing?
# Ain't love the sweetest thing?
Ain't love the sweetest thing?
# A-a-a-a-ah
# A-a-a-a-a-ah
# Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed girl
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# You can sew it up but you still see the tear
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# Baby's got blue skies up ahead
# But in this I'm a raincloud
# Ours is a stormy kind of love
# O-o-oh, the sweetest thing
# Do-do do do, do-do do do
# Do-do do do, do do do do
# Do-do do do, do-do do do
# Do-do do do, do do do do
# Do-do do do, do-do do do
The sweetest thing
# Do-do do do, do do do do
O-o-oh, the sweetest thing. #
Time now for a little bit of loving with Kele Le Roc.
# Oooh
# O-o-o-oh
# Oooh
# Oooooh
# Here I am
# Sitting here, waiting
# Anticipating
# When to make my move
# I'm so confused
# Don't want to be aggressive
# But my confession is
# That I'm thinkin' about yo-o-o-ou
# You might think that a girl like me
A girl like me
# Would approach you more quietly
Quietly
# But tonight I'm gonna
# Make you see
# When you need
# O-oh
# A little bit of lovin'
A little bit of lovin'
# Look no further
# No, no
Just think about me
# Think about, think about me
When you need
# Need
A little bit of fire
# Fire
# All I desire
Yeah
# Is that you think about me
Is that you think about me
# There you are
# Off in your own world
# But every guy's girl
# Has got their eye on you
# And I don't know
# Who you've been kissing
# But maybe you've been missing
# The kind of love that's true, oh
# You might think that a girl like me
A girl like me
# Would approach you more quietly
Would approach you more quietly
# But tonight I'm gonna
# Make you se-e-ee, yeah
# When you need
Oh, when you need
# A little bit of lovin'
A little bit of lovin'
# Look no further
Don't look no further
# Just think about me
You gotta think about me
# When you need
Need
# A little bit of fire
# All I desire
All I desire
# Is that you think about me, think about me, yeah
# I don't know when or where
# But this time I don't care
# Cos I've got feelings to share
# And boy, you'd better beware
# This time, I'm making my move
# Someone's got to pursue
# Tonight, my victim is you
# Oh, when you need, yeah, yeah, yeah
# A little bit of lovin'
A little bit of lovin'
# Look no further
Don't you look no further
# You gotta think about me
# When you need
When you need
# A little bit of fire
A little bit, a little bit
# All I desire
All I desire
# Is that you think about me, yeah
# When you need
# A little bit of lovin'
# Look no further
# Just think about me
# Only me, baby, wo-oah
And when you need
# A little bit of fire
Oooh
# All I desire
I desire
# Is that you think about, you think about me, baby
# A little bit of lovin'
A little bit of lovin'
# Look no further
When all you have to do is just think about me, yeah, yeah, yeah
# And when you need
# A little bit of fire
# All I desire
# Is that you think about me
You know you've gotta think about You really should think about me
# You need to think about me
# You need to think about me-e-e
# Wooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# You need to think about me, baby
# I know that you're loving me like crazy
# Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# You got to think about me, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
From the East End of London, that was Kele Le Roc performing.
Our next act is soon to play on TOTP.
She was meant to play this week but couldn't find anything to wear.
I'm Alanis Morissette and this is TOTP - here's my new video.
# How about getting off of these antibiotics?
# How about stopping eating when I'm full up?
# How about them transparent dangling carrots?
# How about that ever elusive kudo?
# Thank you, India
# Thank you, terror
# Thank you, disillusionment
# Thank you, frailty
# Thank you, consequence
# Thank you, thank you, silence
# How about me not blaming you for everything?
# How about me enjoying the moment for once?
# How about how good it feels to finally forgive you?
# How about grieving it all one at a time?
# Thank you, India
# Thank you, terror
# Thank you, disillusionment
# Thank you, frailty
# Thank you, consequence
# Thank you, thank you, silence... #
Now here's this week's official TOTP Top 20.
Don't forget Jayne's TOTP radio show at 3.00pm on Sunday.
We have a brand new Number One.
She's no spring chicken, but she's still a top bird - this is Cher.
# I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
# I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love...
# No matter how hard I try
# You keep pushing me aside
# And I can't break through
# There's no talking to you
# It's so sad that you're leavin'
# It takes time to believe it
# But after all is said and done
# You're gonna be the lonely one, oh
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're strong enough, no
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're strong enough, no
# What am I supposed to do?
# Sit around and wait for you?
# Well, I can't do that
# And there's no turnin' back
# I need time to move on
# I need love to feel strong
# Cos I've had time to think it through
# And maybe I'm too good for you, oh
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're strong enough, no
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're stong enough, no
# Well, I know that I'll get through this
# Cos I know that I am strong
# I don't need you any more
# No, I don't need you any more
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're strong enough, no
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me say
# I really don't think you're strong enough, no
# Do you believe in life after love?
# I can feel something inside me... #